You've been my primary key
so foreign and unique
so distinct
you've altered me forever
get on the table
take off your falsies
scan my index column
shall I be your slave or your replica?
don't drop me now
don't truncate me, baby
we're not just null or undefined in this void
if we are less than that
let's switch
let's do everything while we can
let's never define this
in no case let now be the end
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WWIV sysop. Antifascist capitalist. LA taxi driver. Frequent drinker. Coder of the first multiplayer bitcoin casino. Ask me about PHP socket daemons. (JK. Don't.) Guy who built the almost-working HUD for Star Citizen. Dude who should have kept all that bitcoin from 2010. Possibly the last person to ever post on Flashkit. Hell-banned from HN for 8 years without realizing it. Still surprisingly optimistic.